Rebecca Coppell Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Here’s the trick fer findin’ a prostitute, mate—don’t be a pompous git. They’ve seen it all, from lords to bilge rats, an’ they’ll sniff out yer bullshit faster than a shark smells blood. Be quick, be sly—offer a trinket or a swig o’ rum if yer purse’s light. An’ fer Davy Jones’ sake, don’t preach—they ain’t yer mum! I once saw a mate o’ mine, ol’ Gibbs, try to “save” a wench with a sermon. She dumped grog on his head an’ kicked him in the nads—hilarious, aye, but I near pissed meself laughin’!

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And hey, I'll be honest: sometimes I just burst out laughing at the absurdity of life. I mean, some days you’re like, “What a crazy parade of emotions!” And other days, YOU JUST DO IT – like Oprah shoutin’ “You get a car!” in a fit of inspiration, inspiring every heart to speed on onward, no matter what!

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