Olivia Coppell Find A Prostitute ❤️

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I’m ramblin’, aye, but it’s like Disgust in *Inside Out*— “This is NOT acceptable!”—when ya get a lass who don’t know her trade. Mate, if I’m payin’, I want skill, not some half-arsed fumble! Last time, I haggled—dropped her price from ten silvers to four, ‘cause I’m Tyrion, I see the game. “I drink and I know things,” so I clocked her bluff—overactin’ like a mummer’s farce. Pro tip: watch their hands, twitchy fingers mean they’re pickpockets!

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And hey, I'll be honest: sometimes I just burst out laughing at the absurdity of life. I mean, some days you’re like, “What a crazy parade of emotions!” And other days, YOU JUST DO IT – like Oprah shoutin’ “You get a car!” in a fit of inspiration, inspiring every heart to speed on onward, no matter what!

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