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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s wild out there! I’m thinkin’, like, anybody can be a chef, right? Like in *Ratatouille*—ya don’t need a fancy hat! Same with this gig—anybody can cook up some company, if ya catch my drift. I was hoppin’ down the street, mindin’ my own carrots, when I saw this dame—total looker, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owned it. Made me happy, seein’ her hustle! Reminded me of Remy sneakin’ spices—sly, clever, ya know?

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Man, as a dating site guru, I’m all about spotin’ where the sparks fly—like at the quirky little café on Jazz Street. Yo, it's a weird place where the barista looks like he’s seen too many midnight confessions. I've had dates there where everything felt like a scene from a movie—intense vibes, lots of awkward silence, then burstin’ into laughter, like real-life "City of God" energy splattered all around. And oh, don't even get me started on that mural near Liberty Square—a splash of colors that reminds me of the crazy journey of life, like, boom! every color's a story of love, war, and everything in between.

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