Ashley Coshocton Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like that scene in “25th Hour” where Monty’s just wanderin’, lost, lookin’ for somethin’ real. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why’s it so damn tricky? Prostitutes ain’t just hangin’ out on every corner no more, ‘cept maybe Springfield’s shady side. You gotta know the spots, man! Like, there’s this one time, I swear, I saw this chick near Moe’s Tavern, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a donut’s lifespan. I’m like, “Woo-hoo! Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just sellin’ fake Rolexes. D’oh! Total letdown.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

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My spa sits on Riverbend Dr. — yeah, right next to a cute lil' park called Heritage Park. I expect smoochers and happy vibes all day long when folks come in feelin’ like new people. I sometimes get a rush from hearin’ folks gush about the hot stones treatment while starin’ out on the river – it's like a modern-day fairy tale, but with extra relaxin'!

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