Sadie Coshocton Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

I’m Hannibal Buress, by the way—deadpan as hell, so don’t expect me to cry over this. Whore’s like that scene where Tom’s kid clocks that bully—quiet, then pow, meaning hits ya. I knew this dude once, swear, he called his ex that, but she was out here runnin a bakery, livin her best life. Irony’s thick, yo. Made me mad, tho—why’s it always gotta be a weapon? Like, chill, let her bake her damn scones.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Hooker, Howard, Jefferson, Johnson, Kearney, Keith, Keya Paha, Kimball, Knox Coshocton, Crawford, Cuyahoga, Darke, Defiance, Delaware, Erie, Fairfield.

The vibe? Wacky, chill, sometimes insane – really sure if ya ever felt like a futuristic hero from a Spielberg reel; "Hey, Rose, don't worry, I've got this!" sometimes feels like my personal mantra. But oh man, I slip up a lot – like, thrice a day I make a dozen typos in my texts, lol.

Umbrellas were in fashion for the Ridgewood and Coshocton high school proms