Leah Cotati Whore ❤️❤️

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I get all steamed up thinkin bout how folks judge ‘em—makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Get a life, jerks!” They’re out there grindin’, makin’ dough, and half the time, they’re smarter than us schmucks. Like, this one time, I read bout a whore in the Wild West—called herself “Calamity Jane’s Sis,” tho she wasn’t—who conned a sheriff into payin’ triple just for a wink. Triple! That’s some next-level scammin’, and I’m over here losin’ quarters in the vending machine—D’oh!

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We live here and love this bar. Excellent martinis by Jesse. Sals pizza delivered from next door. What's not to like.

I luv the community vibe in Cotati. The downtown area, especially around Market Street, is always lively. You've got these little cafes, funky boutiques, and some real character. People here are kind, even if they sometimes get a bit impatient—like, “what’s takin’ ya so long?” LOL. I once got mad at the traffic on Birch Road... it was such a mess! But you know what? That frustration always turns into a hilarious memory later.

31st annual Cotati Kids Day returns with Olympics-themed festival