Mia Crafton Whore ❤️

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I knew dis one gal—Lola, swear she was real—worked da docks in Vienna, back in my broke days. She’d wink, say, “Arnie, I’ll be back,” stealin’ my line, cheeky lil’ minx! Had a scar on her cheek from some drunk fool—made her look badass. Little known fact: whores in history, dey sometimes ran secret spy rings. How cool is dat? Imagine her, smokin’ a cigar, whisperin’, “The past is a ghost,” like in “Tabu,” plottin’ moves. Dat’s da spirit—never give up!

Crack-whore DJ/Producer’s tracks

So don’t even think about missin’ Crafton. It’s got soul, drama, and weird quirks. Trust me, it’s a date spot too funky to ignore. What you see is what you get. And hey, “Don’t pee on my leg, boy!”—I mean, keep it real. Enjoy, ya dig?

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