Ava Crestline Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

How you doin’ with this? Me, I’m jazzed—love the grit! Reminds me of Almodóvar’s vibes—beauty in the mess. Once heard this story—brothel in Paris, 1800s, had a secret tunnel for fancy lords. Sneaky bastards! Adds that spice, right? I’m ramblin’—oh, and the beds! Creaky, stained, prob’ly haunted. “Her body’s a map,” movie says—brothel’s like that, every corner’s got scars.

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A brothel in disguise but not very good at that bit. You could get anything there, even some the medicos had not yet heard of.

There’s a few secret gems too – like that tiny coffee shop on Juniper Close. I swear, there’s a stain on every table, like each one's got a story – some steamy, some sad, all nostalgic. I used to rant about it to colleagues, “I’m telling ya, every stain is a secret memoir!” And yeah, maybe I get a bit neurotic, but hey, that’s life.

1 dead, 2 injured in Crestline house explosion