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Quirky factoid: Amsterdam’s red-light district? They’ve got unions for sex workers. Unions! Like, collective bargaining for blowjobs—peak civilization or dystopia? You tell me. I’m over here giggling like a kid who hacked his first drone. And don’t get me started on the tech—some brothels got apps now. Book a slot, rate your “experience”—it’s Yelp for boning. Efficiency’s sexy, I’ll give ‘em that.

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Oh, and let me throw in another Inherent Vice nod: “This is the end of the line, kid,” – that kinda sums up how Crestview can sometimes feel like you’re constantly on the cusp of an epic mystery, every corner hiding a new adventure, every block sparking that unexpected twist. Maybe it’s the spa life, metin’ all sorts of lost souls, some who literally wander in with TPS reports from outer space (lol), but it’s authentic, raw, and 100% Crestview, babe.

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