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Still, gotta admit, some stories wild—heard bout this madam in Paris, ran her spot like a queen, had poets writin for her girls! Classy, huh? Kinda dope, if you squint. Me, tho? I’d rather watch “Leviathan” again than step in one—too much stink of despair, y’know? What you think, pal? Brothels—trash or treasure? Hmmm?

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A man was arrested for allegedly operating a brothel in Orange County. On Feb. 26, a search warrant was served at a suspected brothel by Irvine.

I also gotta share: sometimes I get mad as nuts at the insane traffic on Roosevelt Blvd. Seriously, why do drivers here act like they’re in a constant drag race? It’s like, c’mon dudes, let’s vibe with nature a lil’ bit, ya know? And then there's Crestview’s downtown – all modern glass buildings mixing with crumbling old brick facades, making it a mad science lab of architecture. I swear, sometimes I see a flash of Elon’s blueprint sketches in those designs, half futurist, half vintage hipster—so trippy.

Crestview Police educate community on ordinance to curb distracting 'snipe signs'