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About Phoenix

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels, yeah? Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – they’re wild, man, proper madhouses! Like in me fave flick, *Inherent Vice*, ya know, that trippy mess from 2014? “What’s up, Doc?” – that’s what I’d say walkin’ into one! Them places, they’re like a dodgy sorta flashback, all smoky an’ hazy, full o’ birds in skimpy gear. I reckon they’re a right laugh, but dodgy as hell – makes me skin crawl sometimes, thinkin’ ‘bout the grime.

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The dating scene here? A total laugh riot. As a dating site dev, I spy quirks in the streets. The neon-lit bars on 5th Street are riddled with secrets. That’s where I met that mysterious coder – oh, wild times, man. I’m not shy: Croydon’s back alleys, like near Morrow Lane, hide surprises, sometimes naughty ones.

Stolen: violin taken from car in Croydon