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Downside? Can’t talk about it easy—mates get judgy. “Oh, Dr. Evil’s a perv now?” Screw ‘em, they’re missin’ out. Oh, and the oil—sticky as hell, ruined my cape once. Laughed my ass off tho—imagine me, evil genius, slippin’ around like a greased pig! Anyway, sexual-massage—treat yerself, but don’t overpay, or I’ll send Mini-Me after ‘em!

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Don't even get me started on the mighty Sipsey Fork! Run along its edge and you'll find nature’s nooks that seem to whisper scandalous secrets to the moonlight. Honestly, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that our local dive bar, The Rusty Spur – yeah, the one on Corner Elm – once hosted a pool tournament that turned into the wildest underground love fest, complete with a spontaneous Tarantino-esque showdown. I'm talkin’ bawdy banter, flirtatious glances, and even some hilarious mishaps (like me nearly colliding with a spillway, haha, classic me!).

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