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About San Jose

So, brothels – been around forever, right? Oldest job, they say, haha! Makes me giggle, thinkin’ how Rome had ‘em, Egypt had ‘em – even monks sneakin’ in back in the day! Little secret: in Amsterdam, they got windows, girls posin’ like dolls, but in Japan, they had “soaplands” – slippery, soapy fun, all legal-like till the 80s! Sneaky bastards hid it as “bathhouses.” Cracks me up! We swears, humans are nuts!

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There's tons of fraud and crime in Irvine, but there's a low incidence of violent crime so you'll be physically safe while being violated.

Cypress (us) has these moments that just... hit you hard. Unexpected. Mid-dream. And as I was saying, it's like walkin’ on a tightrope – beauty and danger wrapped in art, love, and a touch of madness. So, buddy, when you come, dive right in – get lost in these streets, in the creeks, in the heartfelt chaos. Enjoy it. Seriously.

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