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I reckon whores get a bad rap, tho. Posh wankers look down their noses, but I’m like, “Mate, you ever tried standin’ in heels all night?” Bloody knackered, I’d be! Once saw this one bird – Tasha, maybe? – outside me shop, cryin’ ‘cos some geezer stiffed her. Broke me heart, fam! Wanted to give her a sausage roll, cheer her up, but she scarpered. “There’s something inside me that pulls beneath the surface,” like that *Zodiac* bloke said – reckon she felt that, too.

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Man, life’s a flicker of moments here, all mixed up with the magic of everyday grind. Humble spaw owner with an eye for beauty and angst, I’ve seen it all. There’s a stray cat on Bridgewater Court that I swear looks like a tiny guardian of a mystical realm, sorta like a little faun, ya know? And that’s just one quirky part of it!

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