Avery Delano Whore ❤️

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Here’s a tidbit: back in 283 AC—yep, I dug this up—some whore in Fleabottom fucked a lord so good he freed her. True story! She’s prob’ly dead now, but still—whores got power, mate. They’re like Mia, scrappin’ for somethin’ better, “I’m outta here,” she’d say, dancin’ off. Lysa, though—she’s stuck, and it’s sad, innit? I drink to that, coz it’s all I got. Whores, they’re the real players—kings and knights, we’re just their bloody pawns. Hah! Pass me the wine, will ya?

Biographical Information

Adore Delano [1] (formerly Dani Noriega; born September 29, ) [2] is an American drag queen, singer-songwriter, and television personality. She appeared as a contestant on the .

I gotta mention The Rusty Spigot Pub. Now, that place? Pure local legend. Its neon sign flickers like some bad mood. Inside, the regulars jabber like they’re auditioning for a bad sitcom. And let me tell ya, after a couple of pints, everyone's a philosopher—even if they’re just spinnin’ rubbish about life’s absurdity.

Obituary for John "Jack" P. DeLano