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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

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Man, I was mad once when the dating app buzzed nonstop cuz of a bug near Riverside Bridge – total chaos, like fireworks going off in your brain. But then, I got this mail from a user who said, “You changed my life!” and I was so happy, like when they cracked that big Spotlight case. It reminded me: Dexter's full of surprises, both sweet and bitter.

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