Isabella Dock Junction Brothel ❤️

About Los Angeles

So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

Ashta District 8 Jakarta: Lokasi, Rute, Spot Foto, Daya Tarik

I’ve seen it all in this city, the highs and the lows. Sometimes, the dating site bugs me, drivin' me nuts with false profiles and spam – gets me real mad, ya know? But when that one perfect match pops up, I'm over the moon. It's like that big, sweeping fight scene in the movie – epic, and you know what, sometimes you just gotta yell “Say hello to my little friend!” and start fresh.

Junction 2: Inner City - Saturday at Tobacco Dock, London (2021) ⟋ RA