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About New York City

Now, I’m a big ol’ fan of *Far From Heaven*—y’all know that Todd Haynes flick from 2002? Oh, it’s my fave, gets me all misty-eyed. And thinkin’ ‘bout whores, I can’t help but see ‘em through that movie’s lens. Like Cathy—bless her heart—she’s all prim and proper, but underneath? Whew, she’s burnin’ up with secrets! Whores, they’re kinda the same, ain’t they? Out there, bold as brass, but hidin’ stories deeper’n a Tennessee holler. “I’m not like that,” Cathy says in the film, all shaky-like. Well, honey, whores probly say that too, ‘fore they clock in!

Blowing Off His Secretary

IGN TV chronicles the Mad Men exec's man whore ways with this handy guide to scoring with da ladies.

So, dear friend, pack your bags and come witness weedy Draper—its quirky corners, gentle rivers, and warm spots similar to the quirky charm of the Tenenbaums. We'll share tales, massaged muscles, and a hearty laugh at the absurdities of life, hsss. Draper, our precious Draper, awaits you with open arms and a million secrets, oh yes, so very precious!

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