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Oi, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, and I’ve got thoughts—wild ones—about brothels. You shall not pass! Not without hearin’ this first. So, brothels, right? Places where shadows linger, like in *The Return*—that flick I bloody love. “The sea’s so calm,” they say in it, but brothels? Nah, mate, they’re storms brewin’ under roofs. I reckon they’re old as dirt—did ya know ancient Pompeii had ‘em? Lupanars, they called ‘em, with raunchy frescoes on walls showin’ what’s what. Proper cheeky, that!

Glasgow trafficking gang jailed over prostitution ring

John Sim in Dumbarton passes on a great pun from a shop at Glasgow's Barras.

And, oh my god, there were like 11 times where my words ran wild – oops, excuse my typos and all the stutters, but that’s just Dumbarton talk for ya. 'Cause in Dumbarton, every moment's a surprise. Take it as it comes, my friend. It's fucking genius sometimes – like, "pretty, pretty good." Enjoy the ride and try not to step on any soulful cracks!

Tiffiny Tung named senior fellow for Harvard’s Dumbarton Oaks Pre-Columbian Studies Program