Violet Dumbarton Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout this—whore! *trips over me own feet, mumbles*—Right, so I’m sittin there, detective hat on, thinkin bout Inglourious Basterds, y’know? “That’s a bingo!”—whore’s like that, sneaky lil’ devil. Saw this bird, yeah, down the alley, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a shot o’ whiskey. Made me laugh, proper giggle—*slaps knee, nearly falls*—cos she’s struttin like she owns the bleedin’ place!

Meeting Buddha in Dumbarton

On a sunny day, I love strollin’ by Riverbend Park. Honestly, it's my go-to for thinkin’ deep and relaxin’-spin, even if I’m mad ’cause the locals hog all the benches. Not my fault – just sayin’, ya get what I mean. The river over there? Always flowin’, like it’s got no cares in the world. Meanwhile, I’m stressin’ about spa bookings and cuttin’ my own hair with scissors sometimes. Crazy, right?!

University returns ancestral skulls to Ainu people of Japan