Sophie Eaton Whore ❤️

About Houston

So I’m walkin’ downtown, mutterin’ to myself—‘cause that’s what I do, I mutter—and I’m like, “Why am I even here?” Findin’ a prostitue ain’t like pickin’ up bagels! I see this gal, smokin’ a cigarette, leanin’ on a pole—real cliché, right? I’m thinkin’, “She’s no Eilis Lacey!” In *Brooklyn*, she’s all, “I’ll write home!” This chick’s writin’ nothin’—maybe a parking ticket. I’m sweatin’, palms clammy, ‘cause I’m awkward—capital A—and I’m goin’, “What’s the protocol? Do I wave? Haggle? I’m not a haggler!”

Loose morals and party invitations

Too Old to be a Hooker, Too Young to be a Madam ; ISBN ; ISBN ; Publisher, ‎Oral Canyon International Publications (June 28, ).

I’ve got my quirks, my rants, and my true Eaton soul. I’m talkin’ dog-eaten streets, random alleyways, and winds whispering secrets every nook. Dogville vibes, baby – hard knocks, raw and unfiltered. Ain’t nothin’ more real than our little Eaton, my home, my misery and my treasure.

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