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Fun fact—didja know back in old-timey days, whores ran whole towns sometimes? Like, legit bosses! Had their own cribs, cash, power—kinda like Mr. Krabs but with better hair. Surprised me when I read that! Thought they were just, y’know, sidelined, but nope—queens of the game! “Stories We Tell” got that line, “We’re all unreliable narrators,” and damn, ain’t that the truth with whores? Everyone’s got a story ‘bout ‘em, but who’s tellin’ it straight?

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The crime rate in Eaton Rapids, MI is (www.facebook.com crime index), which is times smaller than the U.S. average. It was higher than in % U.S. cities. The Eaton Rapids .

Oh my gawd, hun, let me tell ya bout Eaton-Rapids (us)! So, like, I've been livin’ here forever, runnin’ my massage parlor on Main Strret—yup, Main Strret, right in the heart of town. I swear, the vibe here is as warm as that film "Stories We Tell," ya know? As Sarah Polley says, “the tale we all share is one wild ride,” and lemme tell ya, every day is a wild ride here!

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