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Little-known fact—heard from a cabbie she once shagged a lord in his carriage, mid-ride, just to pinch his gold watch. Ballsy, right? Surprised me, ‘cos you’d think she’d get nabbed, but nah—she’s slippery, like oil on a skillet. “You’re a rarity, Whore,” I’d say in my head, all suave-like, imaginin’ her in a tuxedo instead of them tatty skirts. Bet she’d rock it, too.

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Ballerina turned whore-spy? This is like a cheap porn scenario, and the Hollywood gloss makes it worse. Risible yet tedious.

Oh, and typos? Whoops, my rush: strret names, alll over, but that's the charm, right? So, get ready, friend, for some real talk with mischief and soul. This city's pulse, its quirks, they light me up like a neon sign in the dark. "The Gleaners and I," we are all gatherers of beauty in unexpected places—hmmmm, may the calm be with you, always!

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