Katherine Ellendale Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Little known fact—didja know prostittutes in old England, like Malick’s time period, sometimes got shipped to colonies as punishment? Yeah, true story—look it up! So I’m thinkin’, this chick could be, like, historical or somethin’. I’m imaginin’ her sayin’, “I am of this land,” all poetic, but nah—she’s like, “50 bucks, let’s go.” I’m shocked—50 bucks?! For what, 10 minutes? I’d rather buy sushi! I’m hagglin’ in my head—neurotic rant incoming—“Back in my day, 50 bucks got you a week’s rent!” I’m pissed, but also laughin’—it’s absurd!

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I dig the vibe here—each brick has a story, every lamppost a memory. The curvy brick alleys of Old Town, oh man, they're a treasure hunt for your eyes. I've seen art installations that make me go "Whaaat?" and sometimes, I swear the walls mumble secrets. Like when you're drifting off, you hear echoes, “Life is a nonsensical puzzle!”

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