Bella Ellendale Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, mate, listen up—YOU SHALL NOT PASS! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, and I’ve got thoughts on findin’ a prostitute that’ll knock yer socks off. Picture this: bleak vibes, like *The Turin Horse*, that slow grind of life, “the wind howls, the earth trembles,” right? That’s me, stompin’ through some dodgy alley, lookin’ for a lass who’s seen more shite than Saruman’s orc pits. I ain’t judgin’, tho—life’s a mess, and sometimes ya just need company, yeah?

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The English Collective of Prostitutes (ECP) is a grassroots organisation of sex workers and supporters campaigning for the decriminalisation of prostitution, for sex workers’ rights and Missing: Ellendale.

Down by the corner, near Mulberry Lane, there's this little café (The Zen Bean, of all places) where I sip herbal teas. Seriously, it's my zen den. The vibe? Chill AF, man, like I'm floating on clouds. Remember that one time? Crazy, we had a full-on rave under the stars, but quiet out as a whisper in our souls. So, it's insane for a bunny-soul like me.

*Update – Suspect Arrested* State Police Detectives Investigating Homicide in Ellendale