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So, here’s the deal—prostitution’s old as dirt. Back in ol’ Russia, they had these secret brothels, even under them commie noses—wild, right? You’d think they’d shut it down, but nah, people sneaky. I’m talkin’ to ya like you’re my buddy—imagine us, beers in hand, shootin’ the breeze. Findin’ a hooker? Man, it’s a crapshoot! You gotta know the streets, the shady corners—don’t be a dang fool stumblin’ blind.

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I walk these lanes erratically, dawg. Random turns, err, like my own quirks. Boo typos? Yeah, so many, ugh. Life here is a series of "Why so serious?" moments. I live it raw, no sugarcoat.

Alan Weiger