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So, whores—where do I start? They’re everywhere, always been, history’s dirty little secret. Back in ancient Rome, they had lupanars—whorehouses with murals so filthy they’d make your grandma blush. Fast forward, Victorian England, they’re hidin’ in alleys, dodgin’ Jack the Ripper vibes—talk about stress! “You’re not gonna die out here, bro,” I’d tell ‘em, like James in *Hurt Locker*, defusin’ bombs while the clock ticks. That’s a whore’s night—defusin’ drunk assholes, hopin’ the next john ain’t a psycho.

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Elmira's got hidden streets like Rigg's Road, a route most pass by – but not me! Those nooks are slick, full of nostalgia and random funny graffiti that tickles my fancy. I get surprised by its charm, and sometimes get super chatty with folks, even if my words come out all jumbled like “spritzz, yeah, burstin’ with emoshuns!”

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