Audrey Elon Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Oi mate, blimey, here we go—talkin’ bout whores, eh? Not the saucy kind, mind you, but the fishy one—whore’s me fave underwater oddball! Proper name’s *Sargocentron rubrum*, red soldierfish, but “whore” stuck, innit? Latin’s *sargum*—means "spear," dead cool, yeah? As an ichthyologist—fish boffin—I’m mad for these slippery buggers. Saw ‘em first in the Med, crystal waters, thought, “Crikey, what a beaut!” Like in *Memento*, “I’ve done something,” but can’t recall—did I spot it or dream it?

Early life

www.facebook.com › politics › elon-musk-sues-so-he-can-keep-propping-up-.

The mighty river, Slim Hiss River, cuts through the city like a sharp knife—oh, so slippery, so clever! I once floated on it, yes I did, in a tiny boat. Birdies sang lullabies, oh yes, they did, making my heart leap with joy and mad anger when a rude seagull squawked!

Meet the man who made six figures selling anti-Elon Musk Tesla stickers