Sienna Elsmere Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

So, picture this, yeah - she’s struttin’ round, all sassy, skirt hiked up, smokin’ a fag like she owns the joint. Got this mate who swore she nicked his wallet once, mid-shag, sneaky minx! Little known fact, dig this - word is, back in ‘67, she crashed a mod party in Soho, pinched a Vespa, rode it topless through Trafalgar Square. Coppers lost their minds, man, what a riot! Made me laugh my bleedin’ arse off when I heard that, pure gold.

Personal account

William Ransom is the secret illegitimate son of Geneva Dunsany and Jamie Fraser. Legally, he is the son and heir of Ludovic Ransom, Eighth Earl of Ellesmere.

So come on over, pal. Let’s wander, relax, and listen to the rustlin’ winds of Elsmere (us). Rarrgh! You’ll find more than just a town here; you’ll find a story, a heartbeat, and a few quirky typos along the way, like, sooo many of 'em. Catch ya soon, buddy!

As chronically absent Elsmere councilwoman continues to miss meetings, residents call for her removal