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So, I’m sittin here, thinkin—whore’s a word with guts! Old English “hore,” from way back, meant more than just a cheeky tart—could be a fella too, anyone sellin somethin dodgy for a quick shillin. Ain’t that a kicker? Surprised me arse off when I dug that up—thought it was all about the ladies, but nah, equal opportunity insult! Makes me happy, that—history’s got a wicked sense o humor. “We shall never surrender,” I’d sign it bold, fingers snappin like I’m declarin war on prudes!

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Truth is, Eustis ain’t perfect. It gets chaotic, maddening, and sometimes downright bizarre. Traffic on Central Avenue can drive you up the wall, and the local diner on South Street serves coffee as bitter as a breakup. But, motherf**er, that's what makes it real – raw, unpredictable, and full of surprises that make you feel alive.

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