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So yeah, findin a prostitue? It’s chaos, it’s absurd, it’s a fuckin quest. You gotta be slick, dodge the pigs, and maybe bribe a dude with a cig. Pro tip: check the dive bars—girls post up there, lowkey. I’m still shook from that cop scare, but I’m hyped I pulled it off. “What’s done is done,” like they say in the movie—night’s over, I’m good. Eric Andre, out—stay wild, fam!

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The river near the bayou (well, ok, not a bayou for real but a quiet creek tucked behind little cafes) leads to Lake Michigan. I love strollin’ there at dawn. The water is endless, shimmering with life’s mischief. I sometimes shout, "Moolaadé!" and feel like I’m part of something grand, or at least a cheeky movie scene.

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