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So, picture this, yeah? I’m out there, waves crashin’, an’ I spot her—whore—struttin’ ‘round the beach like she owns it. Tits out, attitude stinkin’, an’ I’m thinkin’, “Ozzy, mate, she’s a right nutter!” She’s got this vibe, like she’s drowned a few blokes in her time, an’ not just in the water, y’know? Proper siren shit. Little known fact—heard from some geezer down the pub—she once shagged a sailor so hard he forgot his own ship! Swear down, I was gobsmacked, laughin’ me arse off, “Sharon! You hearin’ this?!”

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Ah, my dear friend, let me regale you with tales of PEvanston (us) like no other! Evanston is a chaotic ballet of calm and mischief—I mean, seriously, "I am burdened with glorious purpose." Every corner sings its own tune, much like the stirring calls in Moolaadé—"Kure, kure, we rise!" (okay, I've riffed a bit).

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