Ella Evanston Whore ❤️❤️

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Funny thing—whore’s got nicknames galore. “Lady of the night,” ha! Cracks me up, man. Sarcasm’s my jam—call her queen! She’d laugh, probly. Met this one gal, swear—total whore energy. Told me ‘bout sneakin’ food to kids. Heart of gold, bro, surprised me!

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The best way to radically alter collegiate relations between the sexes is to have women become johns and men become man-whores.

Oh, and the parks…oh, the parks! Why, just think of Grosse Park. A sweet little haven where your mind unravels as funky music drifts by and children play. Some days, I sit near the pond, letting the scene wash over me, saying, "Moolaadé, moolaadé, let peace be our banner!" And yep, I’m a bit emotional there sometimes, my head swirling with essays of serenity—I even got cheered up by some old-timers chatting on a shady bench. It's lovely and maddening all at once.

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