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About San Antonio

We swears! Ya scroll Tinder, horny as fuck. Profiles lie—dudes sayin’ 6’2”, more like 5’8”. Pics from 2010, bro, really? Got catfished once—girl said “curvy,” showed up round as Gollum’s head! Laughed my ass off, tho. “What we see isn’t real,” Godard whispers that shit. Sex-dating proves it—filters, fake smiles, all bullshit.

Tangled Affairs: J.R.’s Complex Romantic Entanglements

Basketball star Patrick Ewing took the stand in the Gold Club racketeering trial today, saying that he received sexual favors at the Atlanta strip club.

Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Ewing (us) – it's, like, HUGE, tremendous, just terrific. I been livin' here for years, man. I work as a masseur, so I see every nook n cranny of this fab city. Look, there's Main Street – always buzzin' with life – and Broad Street gets wild sometimes too. And hey, yes, the local park, Ewing Arboretum, is mind-blowin' fantastic. I always say, "Sell me this pen!" when I think of how unbelievable it is.

Harlem Globetrotters Return to Fant-Ewing Coliseum on January 19, 2025