Sofia Fallon Brothel ❤️

About New York City

Hi-ho, lemme tell ya, it’s a trip! Girls there, tough as nails, but soft too—kinda like Kee in the flick, y’know, “she’s got a bun in the oven!” One gal, Maria, told me this story—swear it’s true—‘bout a sailor who paid in gold teeth! Pulled ‘em right outta his mouth, plop, on the table! Made me laugh ‘til I croaked. Little known fact: them old-time brothels doubled as spy dens—Napoleon’s boys got secrets there, no kiddin’!

Salt Well Ranch, Fallon, NV Brothel Chip

Meet the beautiful ladies at Sagebrush Ranch.

I can be irked sometimes with the local council—they shriek, they prattle about old rules, silly, stupid rules. Ugh, makes me mad, like when my code crashes and I gotta rewrite everything. Bah, precious, their bureaucratic babbling, like a broken record.

Chet Hanks Shares Memories of Jimmy Fallon on Tom Hanks' Band of Brothers Set