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So, fun fact—did ya know back in ancient Rome, prostitutes had to dye their hair blonde or wear wigs to stand out? Wild, right? This chick I’m eyein’, she’s rockin’ red tips, and I’m like, “Yas, modern queen shit!” We chat, and she’s droppin’ stories—says she once had a client who paid her in rare coins, swear to God. I’m laughin’, “What, you a pirate now?” She’s got humor, too—sassy as me, and I’m here for it.

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I gotta brag bout my fave secret hangout—an old cafe, Heard of it? “The Rusty Spoon” on Maple. A dim, dingy spot, but full of soul, like a scene outta Inherent Vice, all smooth, all twisted. The barista slurs his words and winks like he’s in on a cosmic joke! Crazy, maddening magic, undead vibes, like “that’s what she said” but, yesss, so much love in every messed up cup of joe.

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