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About New York City

You idiot sandwich! It’s not all glamour—prossies got stories, mate. Some chick in Amsterdam once told me—red light district, yeah?—she paid her way through uni suckin’ dick. Fair play, I thought, but fuck me, the stench of desperation down there? Made me wanna claw my nose off! And don’t get me started on the pimps—slimy bastards, I’d roast em alive if I could. “This is our island!”—that’s what I’d yell, channellin’ Sam from the movie, takin’ back the streets, ha!

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Jimmy Fallon and his new finger played True Confessions with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler like a bunch of fun friends last night.

So, my dear, pack your bags, strap in, and let’s roam these quirky streets together. Falling for each nook and cranny, my precious, oh so precious, like that trippy scene: “It's heavy, it's heavy, it's really, really heavy, man!” Ha, yesss, heavy and groovy indeed. Enjoy, enjoy, oh, enjoy our messy, magical Fallon (us)!

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