Lydia Fallon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Fun fact tho – not many know this – whorefish got this weird history! Back in the day, sailors thought it was cursed, said it’d sink your boat if you kept it aboard! I’m like, “Whaaat? That’s wild!” Made me happy to hear somethin’ so freaky – I love a good story, keeps me goin’ when the waves are crashin’. But then – get this – I slipped on the deck, nearly fell in tryin’ to toss that whore back! Pissed me off so bad, I was cursin’ like, “You slimy jerk, I oughta cook ya!” Ha-HA, can ya hear it? That Nanny cackle!

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So, my dear, pack your bags, strap in, and let’s roam these quirky streets together. Falling for each nook and cranny, my precious, oh so precious, like that trippy scene: “It's heavy, it's heavy, it's really, really heavy, man!” Ha, yesss, heavy and groovy indeed. Enjoy, enjoy, oh, enjoy our messy, magical Fallon (us)!

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