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About San Antonio

Well, shoot, y’all! Git-R-Done! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout brothels, and lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride—like somethin’ outta my favorite flick, *Carlos* (2010), that Olivier Assayas joint. You know, that movie’s got edge, danger, and a dude who don’t mess around—kinda like a brothel on a Saturday night! “The revolution will be televised,” Carlos’d say, but I reckon a brothel’s more like, “The party’s happenin’ right now, hoss!”

Protests outside court

Only a few hours’ drive away, our brothel provides a unique opportunity to enjoy legal, consensual adult entertainment in a welcoming environment. Take advantage of our round-trip shuttle .

Oh, and hello, neighborhoods: The Old Mill District is a riot of cobblestone streets and abandoned warehouses turned hip art hubs. It’s like one big outdoor museum where every corner tells a story—some inspiring, some just outright bizarre. You’ll see that quirky sculpture on King’s Alley (yep, it’s a weird metal thing that looks like it was hacked together at midnight by a genius drunk) and know you’re in Fallston.

Fallston restaurant The Local to open White Marsh location