Megan Flat River Whore ❤️

About New York City

Whitney, dude, she’s the ultimate diva – voice like an angel, but offstage? Total trainwreck! Makes me wanna yell, “Eat my shorts!” at the paparazzi houndin’ her. Like, back in the ‘90s, she’s beltin’ “I Will Always Love You,” and I’m over here bawlin’ like a baby – so rad! But then, bam, she’s hooked up with Bobby Brown, and I’m like, “D’oh! What’s this crap?” That dude was trouble, man, got her all twisted up – pissed me off big time!

Whare Flat to Pulpit Rock

Flat River is a hamlet in St. Francois Township, Missouri and has about 5, residents. Flat River is situated nearby to the town Park Hills, as well as near the hamlet Saint Francois. Park .

Now, some spots you might not see on your tourist map: Old Dock Lane is a secret paradise. I often peek from my place and see old boats drifting; makes me feel nostalgic, like man, life’s full of twists, real raw stuff. And ya know, I get mad sometimes, coz traffic jams on Jefferson are a pain – pisses me off real bad! But then I catch a glimpse of my clients laughin’ near Riverfront Market, and it's all love again.

Hot Spot Of The Month: The Big Flat Brook