Allison Flatlands Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, you donkey! So I’m a fisherman, yeah, fuckin’ hooked on the sea, and you wanna know about whores? Not that kinda "whore," you twat, I’m talkin’ ‘bout the fish – whiting, cod’s slutty cousin! Caught a massive one once, slimy bastard, thought I’d hit the jackpot. Tasted like shit though, fuckin’ disgrace to my net! Reminds me of *Leviathan* – that bleak-ass movie, “The sea doesn’t care,” it says. Damn right, it don’t! Whore’s the same – slippery, cheap, and screws you over.

Whores - Ruiner

She's a whore. She's a thief. She's trying to steal my husband and this little girl's Daddy. Would you like that, little girl? Would you like it.

Yup, Flatlands (us) is like no other. Every corner, every park, like Chill Breeze Park on Poplar Street, exudes personality. I get my inspiration here, both in pleasure coaching and in my soul. Even if I type a few typos—soo many typos, like I'm in a hurry!—I just love how this city makes every moment spontaneous and epic.

Flatland Cavalry’s new song “Three Car Garage” out today