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About Los Angeles

Funny bit—mate o’ mine, got massaged, fell asleep! Droolin’ on the table, ha! Masseuse poked him, “Oi, wake up!”—pure gold. Me thinks it’s art, tho—hands dancin’, slidin’, magic! Ever tried coconut oil? Smells like paradise, swear it. “We’re being watched”—Haneke again—feels like that, exposed, raw!

What you need to know before your trail

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So, the city’s got this quirky street, Sunset Sizzle Avenue—yeah, totally not made up—and then there's Velvet Way (yep, it sounds fancy, but it's chill). You got the landmark Big Rooster Park, right next to Peaceful River, which kinda looks like it was drawn by a kid (but in a cool way!). And oh, the neighborhood of Funky Hollow? Pure magic in every corner, with graffiti walls that talk like "yo, be yourself!" I get it, I get it—like in The Hurt Locker when they said, "This is it, man!" sorta. Seriously, boom!

Alice (and Bob) in Flatland