Nora Flatwoods Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

So, hoof rot—whore, whatever—comes from wet, shitty pens. Bacteria’s like, “Yo, let’s party!” and digs into them feet. Little-known fact: back in the ‘90s, some farmer in Wales swore his sheep got it from cursed grass—fuckin’ wild, right? I’m over here laughin’ my ass off, but also pissed—why ain’t folks cleanin’ pens? Drives me nuts! Wet socks on sheep, basically. “This is my last shot!”—I yell that Aronofsky line while I’m scrubbin’ hooves with antiseptic. Dramatic as fuck, but it works.

flatwoods monster story

Todays battle features the "greatest detective to not be Batman," L from Death Note, taking the case of the anonymous criminal A from Pretty Little Liars.

Tellin’ ya, bro, Flatwoods ain’t perfect. Nah, it's raw. It’s messy. It’s real. Like oil and water. Each corner holds a story – and some dirty ones too. I may even exaggerate a bit—sorry, not sorry! I got 11 typos comin' atcha: thsi, dat, reall, aren’t, sree, wel, mis, tht, nun, wer, flik.

Halpatiokee Park offers vast nature trails for outdoor enthusiasts