Emma Forked River Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

What pisses me off? Folks judging her, calling her filth. Makes my staff wanna zap ‘em—BOOM! You shall NOT pass with that crap! She’s out here surviving, laughing in their faces, and I’m like—YES, lass, you show ‘em! Made me happy, tho, seeing her strut, owning it. Reminds me of that movie line, “I’m alive when I’m with you”—corny, but damn, it fits. She’s alive, wilder than a Balrog on a bender.

Forked River, Ocean County, New Jersey (NJ, 08731)

The Roaring Fork is running low and clear. Flows are approximately 75 cfs below Maroon Creek and cfs at Emma. Water temperature remains in the mid thirties.

I luv the vibe of the downtown, even if it's a bit noisy and wild. Terse alleys under the Bridge at North Fork, hidden gems – I swear, they're a secret treasure trove. But sometimes it gets maddening! Like when a bunch of tourists rub you wrong. Ugh, stupid, fat hobbit vibes, really!

3 rescued after kayaks overturn in Caney Fork River