Jasmine Fort Mitchell Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

Built 1813 By General John Floyd

Neighborhoods? Let's talk: the old district in West End, with its quirky murals and sneaky little cafes (hello, caffeine-fueled coding sessions!). Then there's Eastside, kinda buzzing with nightlife and spontaneous street parties – vibe check: 100%! I once got mad there because someone spilled tea on my laptop, but hey, you live and laugh, right?

Construction begins on a new mixed-use retirement community in Fort Mitchell