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Brothels, huh? I reckon they’re like a jukebox—old, gritty, but playin’ somethin’ folks wanna hear. Ain’t judgin’—hell, I ain’t perfect neither! Grew up hearin’ whispers bout them cathouses down in Tennessee. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, some madams ran ‘em like queens—fancy dresses, big ol’ hats, rakin’ in cash while the preacher hollered sin. Made me laugh, thinkin’ how they’d strut, sayin’, “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man!”—straight outta *Inherent Vice*, right? Love that vibe—scrappy, sassy, takin’ no guff.

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Oh, and the parks! Besides Liberty, there's McKinley Park, where the grass is green & the benches hide secrets. I had one heck of a day there. Something about the whispering winds felt cheerful, but then I got mad at a pigeon stealing my bread. So extra, haha! And sometimes, I swear the wind repeats "We come in peace" over and over, like a malfunctioning robot.

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