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About New York City

But man, the stench – ugh, kills me. Stale beer, unwashed pits. Surprised me how rank it gets. Thought the arena was bad, but brothel? Next level. Ever wonder why they dim lights? Hidin’ the nasty. And the noise! Moans, shouts, creaky beds. Like a bad play, no class.

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Main Street actually has quite a seedy past. Many of the first businesses were saloons, and the first adobe home on Main Street was a brothel.

Neighborhoods are just as quirky. West End shouts creativity, hip coffee shops and murals on St. Patrick. I had tea at some hole-in-the-wall on Larkins Ln—so cozy, feels like your ex’s sweater. Meanwhile, downtown’s buzzing with art studios and that odd little museum on Birch. Rumor has it, the old clock tower there rings like you're in a film scene, "We come in peace, not in war," echoing these weird vibes.

FIRST ALERT ACTION DAY: Tracking showers today and more rain plus winds for Thursday