Samantha Gardendale Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, here’s a lil’ tea y’all ain’t know: Whore got a tattoo—some ol’ raggedy heart with a name scratched out. Prolly some fool she done bled dry. I heard it from Miss Bessie, who heard it from her cousin’s baby daddy. That’s real, y’all! She a walkin’ soap opera, and I’m just tryna keep up. “WALL-E, clean this mess up!” I be yellin’ in my head.

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Gardendale is a city in Jefferson County, Alabama, United States [1] and a northern suburb of Birmingham. The population was 16, at the census. [3] A large farm settlement near .

Oh wow, hey buddy! So like, Gardendale (us) is, like, so rad, ya know? I live here, and it's totally a vibe. The streets, man—Main Street and Elm Side are buzzing every day. Sometimes I'm just strolling down Maple Ave, thinking, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” LOL! Reminds me of Only Lovers Left Alive's cool lines, like, "We're all going to die one day, man." Wild, right?

Gardendale’s rapid growth raises concerns over firefighter shortages