Lauren Garfield Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

So, this one time, I’m fixin’ a window—bam, glass everywhere! Reminds me of Whore’s life, all shattered n’ stuff. She’s got this rep, right? People whisper bout her like she’s some mystery. Heard she once got paid in *pennies*—pennies, dude! Who does that? Some cheapskate, probs. Made me mad, like, treat her right, ya jerks! But then I laughed—imagine her countin’ em, “One… two… uh, is mayonnaise an instrument?” Total Patrick Star moment, heh!

The wandring whore, numbers 1-5, 1660-1661

Man, sometimes Im not gon’ lie – I get mad when the sidewalks got trash everywhere, ya know? But then you find these rad murals tucked away in a back alley near Elm and 7th… they defo brighten you up. I always say, “Dream on, dream on, my friend,” like those lines from Timbuktu that just roll in ya, reminding me that beauty exists in small details.

7 arrested after drug bust in western Colorado