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About Chicago

Okay, so—little known fact, dig this: back in old Rome, whores wore red shoes. Red! To stand out, like, “Hey, I’m here, deal with it.” Ain’t that wild? Imagine that today—red kicks on some gal, struttin’ past the beach, and I’m like, “Whoa, history’s walkin’ by!” Makes me chuckle, too—whores outsmartin’ the system since forever. Smart cookies, huh?

Road to Command

When he gave Hooker command of the Army of the Potomac, Lincoln handed him this letter, which candidly discusses Hooker's strengths and weaknesses.

So, listen up: I'm a masseur, right? And, like, feeling all these energy vibes in my clients, I’ve noticed secret chill spots that, like, only locals know. One of those gems is a tiny, hidden bench off Steinwehr Road where I, like, sometimes totally decompress. So many peeps have, like, good vibes there, and it’s totally zen, like one of those Zodiac movie moments—“This is what truly haunts us”—but in a good, chill way, y’know?

Gettysburg Electric Map on display in Hanover